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The Secretary (Second Reading)

Kyle John Schmidt

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May 14, 2026

Staged Reading & Talkback

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Ruby runs a small-town gun  company that aims to protect women by helping them protect themselves. With products like The Bridesmaid, The Babysitter and The Mallwalker, each of the company's guns is named after a woman who used a gun and saved a life--more often than not, her own. When an elderly secretary at the local high school confronts a threat in her office with six bullets, Ruby responds by naming her latest gun after the reluctant hero: “The Secretary.” But as production begins on The Secretary, guns start going off all around town--and no one’s pulling the trigger. The Secretary is an off-beat comedy about safety, survival, and guns for a world that’s up in arms.

May 14, 2026

5:30 PM

CMAC
1555 Van Ness Ave # 201
Fresno, CA 93721

The Spring 2026 Series is generously sponsored by Kathie Mollica, Ocheltree, CPA and an Anonymous Patron.
Funded in part by City of Fresno Measure P

Licensed directly from the playwright.

UR Here Theater productions may include strong language, be considered political or triggering, contain characters that reflect various demographics in our society, graphic topics, and discussions of intimate themes. To inquire about this specific production, please send us a message through our Contact page.

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